We were relaxing in a Steak 'n Shake enjoying some delicious burgers and shoestring fries (their $4 meals really are worth checking out) when the drama kicked off. Pop glanced at his watch to see what time it was, only to discover he wasn't wearing a watch!
Then it all came flooding back to him in crystaline detail ... As he was getting into the shower this morning, he realized he had forgotten to remove his watch. He removed it and placed it on the toilet tank. Having completed his morning ablutions, he joined Gram and I in the hotel lobby sans watch.
Once we'd downed our Steak 'n Shake and gotten back on the road, Pop called the Sleep Inn and inquired after the watch. It wasn't in the room, and no one had been in to clean the room yet. Duhn-duhn-duuuuuhn! The plot thickens!
He called back several times, asking them to look again and ask the cleaning and maintenance people if they had found it. No dice. Pop took it to the next level.
But, a discussion with the Macon police revealed that there wasn't really anything they could do. Always the problem solver, Pop called back to the hotel and offered a reward to anyone who found the watch.
Will this be another unsolved mystery, or will Pop's watch be returned? Stay tuned to find out.
In other news, I've developed a runny nose so I've been zicaming like a son of a gun. Pop has also given me some astragalus. Between those and the pills Dad gave me (what are those for again? something to do with my lungs?) this cold doesn't stand a chance.
Gram thinks this blog will help keep Pop in line - encourage him to behave. If that's the case, then I'm probably a wizard.
We made it to Clermont! We'll be heading for Clanton, Alabama on Wednesday. The plan is to be there for a few days - come see us if you're nearby!
7 comments:
Ablution: noun
1. The ritual washing of a priest's hands or of sacred vessels
2. [S.Africa] A toilet that is available to the public
I wish I could 'like' Micah's post like on facebook. Also, your Pops joined "Grama and ME," not "Grama and I." Duke grads... :)
Did not realize that the grammar of my blog was going to be scrutinized so closely ...
Dick: noun
1. Someone who cannot help but correct your grammar
;)
Dear Anonymous,
I wasn't correcting Brand-0's grammar. I didn't know what "ablution" was, so I looked it up in the dictionary and posted the definition(s). No correction involved, bro. Thanks for calling me a dick, though!
Oh, I almost forgot to add this: I AM GETTING MY PHD AND I AM WAY SMARTER THAN EVERYBODY.
Phd in what?
Anon:
I see now that your post was aimed at Dodrill and not me. Never mind!
(a Ph.D. in awesomeness, btw -- it's an honorary degree)
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